June 19th, 2013
June 19th, 2013
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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June 19th, 2013
MARIO FUCKING KART
Lmfaoo
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June 19th, 2013
June 19th, 2013
OMG LET ME MARRY THE PERSON WHO DID THIS
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June 19th, 2013
June 19th, 2013
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June 19th, 2013
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
shhh
just watch
i’m
… THIS IS GENIUS.
June 19th, 2013
SHE DID THAT SHIT
The twerking -hurt- me good god she must be aching.
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June 19th, 2013
June 19th, 2013
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
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June 19th, 2013
June 19th, 2013
No you guys really I need this shirt for my girls
my dad would never wear this, per say, but this sums up what a dad thinks about anyone dating his daughter lol but the reason im rebageling is because there was a man who came into the store last week with a shirt that said DADD - dads against daughters dating LOL it just reminded me of that.
June 19th, 2013
THEY CAN OPEN DOORS NOW?!
Oh hell no
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June 19th, 2013
