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11:55 PM
April 18th, 2014
jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight


jessicasimpsonvevo:

im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight

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11:54 PM
April 18th, 2014



11:53 PM
April 18th, 2014
theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]


theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

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9:50 PM
April 18th, 2014
hickfuentes:

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll


Leaked pic from the music video


hickfuentes:

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

Leaked pic from the music video

(via thechillywilly305)

9:48 PM
April 18th, 2014

irefusetobedefined:

ddowney:

i’m just gonna leave this here as a reminder that “hitting bottom” doesn’t mean “staying on bottom for the rest of your life and dying as a piece of crap”

I will never, ever, not reblog this. 

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9:48 PM
April 18th, 2014
brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.


brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

image

I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

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9:42 PM
April 18th, 2014

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

image

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9:41 PM
April 18th, 2014
strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK


strawberrypantsu:

i CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE fUCK

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9:39 PM
April 18th, 2014
9:38 PM
April 18th, 2014



9:37 PM
April 18th, 2014

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

agirlnamedmomo:

what is this? I like it

It’s called LSD

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9:36 PM
April 18th, 2014

insomnilepsy:

carlyisaround:

sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

BAM.

BOOM BAM THANK YOU MA’AM
or sir
Or neither
Or both

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2:02 AM
April 17th, 2014
tokyodro919:

resteraipersempreilmiogirasole:

alyssahailey:

luckybambina:

aboywhowantedtobegod:

sp0tlessmiind:

dtothev:

veganbaby:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:


NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

Damn dawg

this makes me want to cry

i dont normally reblog this kinna stuff but…c’mon

Guys we need to get our shit together

ॐ fяєє ѕριяιт ॐ

…

This is crazy


tokyodro919:

resteraipersempreilmiogirasole:

alyssahailey:

luckybambina:

aboywhowantedtobegod:

sp0tlessmiind:

dtothev:

veganbaby:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

Damn dawg

this makes me want to cry

i dont normally reblog this kinna stuff but…c’mon

Guys we need to get our shit together

ॐ fяєє ѕριяιт ॐ

This is crazy

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1:59 AM
April 17th, 2014

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

image

wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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1:58 AM
April 17th, 2014
swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care


swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via undyingwitchkite)